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Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Another new member!
Another business has seen the light and joined our crusade to keep this great country a capitalist paradise. Please join us in welcoming the great folks at Wate-On!
Don't be a skinny ninny, use Wate-On!
Don't be a skinny ninny, use Wate-On!
Sue 'em!
Those damn Yes Men are going to get what's coming to them in court! They'll learn not to mess with the Chamber. No settlements! Sue 'em and put 'em out of business.

Well, not out of business because business is good. Just put them out of Chamber business. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Well, not out of business because business is good. Just put them out of Chamber business. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Thank you Mr. Chamber President!
Finally, someone, and it just happened to be our very own Chamber President, speaks out about those smarty pants scientists. They're not as right as they think they are. And you know what? If global warming was real then there'd be a business man or woman out there starting a business that was dedicated to fixing it.
Thank you for speaking out President Donohue!
Thank you for speaking out President Donohue!
Labels:
global warming is nonsense,
leadership,
Tom Donohue
Sunday, October 25, 2009
New member alert
Please join us in welcoming to the Chamber the National Waffle Association!
We're extremely pleased to have them join us! We'll all be having waffles for breakfast all next week in honor of the folks at the NWA joining forces with us. Some of the more wacky among us will be having waffles for lunch too!
No word yet on whether the folks at the American Pancake Association or the Maple Syrup Coalition will be joining us any time soon. One thing is for certain though and that is our welcome mat is not out for the socialist scum at the Citizens United for French Toast.
Waffles forever!
We're extremely pleased to have them join us! We'll all be having waffles for breakfast all next week in honor of the folks at the NWA joining forces with us. Some of the more wacky among us will be having waffles for lunch too!No word yet on whether the folks at the American Pancake Association or the Maple Syrup Coalition will be joining us any time soon. One thing is for certain though and that is our welcome mat is not out for the socialist scum at the Citizens United for French Toast.
Waffles forever!
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Don't let this family keep your family from succeeding in business
If they made it to the top then you should be able to as well. Call President Obama and tell him to stop meddling in American business!
Labels:
President Obama,
satire,
US Chamber of Commerce
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We sure hope you like our blog and that you come back often!
We'll be using it to let you all know about our positions on the issues that affect business in this country. We'll also be highlighting new and existing businesses who are in our fine group. And we'll also be using it to speak out against those who try to constrain business in America.
We sure hope you like our blog and that you come back often!
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